ABOUT ME

Hello Friends!

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I am Morton the Bear

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I currently reside in Oxford, England, with my Human, Mary Helen, her partner, and a cat. The household is generally satisfactory, although the cat remains difficult to manage.

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I have accompanied my Human through several countries, multiple academic qualifications, an extensive artistic practice, and the accumulation of more than 1,000 books. I have therefore developed considerable expertise in travel, domestic life, and the supervision of people who insist they are “just going to read one more chapter.”

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My duties include providing moral support, overseeing important activities, appearing in photographs, and ensuring that my Human does not become excessively absorbed in work. I take these responsibilities seriously.

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I have no formal academic qualifications, despite living with someone who appears determined to acquire as many as possible. I consider this an administrative oversight.

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I am available for selected photographic appearances, ceremonial occasions, and general bear-related consultation. I do not accept unsolicited career advice.